nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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dumpsterfetus:

story of my life

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frankenfemme:

Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market

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dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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Anonymous said: You do realize that you're a whore right?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Then where the fuck is all my money

greetings:

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever

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